puh-lease.

oh eff.

how did things get this out of hand?

take a look at where you're going.
your ego's bruised.
like bruce lee punched you in the face.
and it's no secret.
what hurts the most?
an asian man did it.
i say, "it's about time."

so this is what you resort to?

stop being an English fool. and take your damn foot out of your butt.

it ends now.

i will go all kungfu hustle on you if i have to.