LOL this is so funny...

To those that i have added to my list on that hi5 thingy,
here's what happened.





I recieved another hi5 email. So i decided to explore what hi5 is really about.



Unknowingly, i clicked on some button which i cant remember which led me to my email address book.




I accidentally clicked on the "Add friends"(or something like that button)..




AND erm, i didnt realise all the boxes were ticked.








so if u hate me, and is wondering why i added u, pls do e honours and reject me because it was all a mistake. heh.



and to those who added me, erm, okay.

it's irritating how some oranges depend on apples.

It's like they cant live without apples.

They'll get too lonely and depressed.

Some oranges need apples to go on plates with them..

Cant oranges be served alone??

If u ask me,




I'd make fruit punch out of them.

U dont have to understand what i just said, cos i'm just venting a little frustration on something.

Side note: If anyone of u have anything to donate like clothes, water purification tablets, blankets or so, pls let me noe. my fren is collecting them with her neighbours to donate it to e tsunami victims.

Quote: "If you try to be sexy, you'll never be sexy." -Jennifer Anniston

i cant stand e freaking car alarm downstairs. it's driving me crazy.

if e owner's overseas,
"Please dont ever do that again. We dont need ur alarm to go off every hour to irritate us. Please set for ur alarm to go off only when a THIEF IS TRYING TO STEAL UR CAR. Thank You."

if e owner's home and goes down every hour to off it,
"Please get ur *phone rings*(ocean's 12)car repaired cos it's irritating me with it's *phone rings* alarm sounds every night."

if e owner's home all these time and is just lazy to go down stairs to shut e alarm off,
"WHY, YOU...*phone rings continuously*..."

well, u have to watch Ocean's 12 to get e phone ring thing.

Quote: "Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear."- Bruce Lee

Dear Jim at TRL

jim carrey's a weirdo.

was watching trl n he was a guest there. Promoting his new movie "Lemony Snickets' A Series Of Unfortunate Events". where do i even start? OK so here's e thing i dont like about him.. He kept interrupting Vanessa when she was asking the questions...like, " so tell me which part is ur favourite p.." "oh i.." she couldnt even finish her questions and he jus couldnt wait! And throughout the whole show he kept acting in different characters...like e mask, ace ventura, e grinch n all.. n he was sooo...unserious! lol now i'm fine with that. i just cant stand it when he nv lets vanessa finish her questions. And she'd laugh along when he answers e questions stupidly too...

OH YEAH, Vanessa IS patient alright.

But then again, he is JIM CARREY. If i were Vanessa, i'll be laughing so loudly, he'd be casting me in his new movie," A Date With Miss TRL" oh yeah. Please. I need money. Come on Jim, what do u say? :D

I must admit i like his new image. Or at least his image at TRL since it keeps changing. lol. he had his hair cut properly this time. Good boy, Jim! N his outfit was...NORMAL! Anna, remember we bet he'd come out with some stupid outfit or face or mask or something?? He didnt! *opens mouth in shock* N it looked great on him too. AW i'm so proud of him.

So he said he's nv had a real Xmas (<-*winx at anna) tree till he was arnd 30 n there was one pure white one in the studio with loads of presents underneath it. (Speaking of presents, every single audience member got themselves Urbs,new x box game, Sims 2, and new speakers for their coms! i must go there one day. I MUST GO THERE. Anna, u listening? TRL.) so eventually b4 Jim left, Vanessa said she noticed that he'd been eyeing on e presents for so long, he could have anyone of them. And yes. He lifted up e tree, breaking every ornament on it, and YUP, left with it. It is Jim Carrey alright. He's just so funny. Oh Jim, U weirdo.

author's note: Korean shows are bor-ring. And Quddus is cute. :) Saw Good Charlotte's I Just Wanna Live MTV too.. trust me it's interesting. ;p

OH RIGHT. i forgot to mention that i turn 16 today.

and so this is christmas..

Dear Santa,

DUDE, where's my christmas tree?!? Lost ur way or something? Reindeers went on strike? Man, u lost my trust in u...*shakes head*

Swee Hoon

This yr's weather during christmas sucks. I cant stand it. It's so freaking hot.

Had mocha frap on christmas eve with my cousin n jean was there too.. it was kinda like a tradition we made. Last yr. lol. anyway, i swear e mocha frap was drugged!! lol my cousin n i became so high after drinking it, we were practically embarrassing ourselves from Starbucks all the way home. The bus ride was darn funny. E whole bus was sooo quiet on a christmas eve! so it was like, every1 could hear every single word anna and i were saying...including some that i swear, was funny and so embarrasing, i shant say more. *smiles sheepishly at anna* u noe babe, u noe. Ooh den some christmas-sy thingy happened... we realised we were riding on e exact same bus we rode there. 0053. Buy ur numbers guys. OOh but i'm sure we managed to lift everyone's xmas spirits abit..cos someone started whistling behind us. whee. we're e christmas angels. i guess that lifts our reputation higher by a little eh? yes! that's -1 sin now!

so den i went over to anna's house n like, carolled till past 12.04 when we realised it was christmas already. By 4mins. lol. Merry christmas!

Anyway, cut cake today. just another yr.

But i'd love to thank huifang for e sweet bear, jean n prisc for e summery pillow, my frens for wishing me, my bro for e whole dvd collection of harry potter series 1,2 and 3 (lol).guess i'm gonna have a long movie marathon soon... But most importantly, i have to say a big thank u to my dearest anna, for e best present ever. A hand cleanser.

i know i know. "Seige, what are u thinking? it's a hand cleanser! wad's so good abt that??"

Now, now guys. It's not just a hand cleanser. It's a...

"Wash Away Your Sins" Hand Cleanser!

UH-HUH! BET U GUYS ARE JEALOUS EH!

well, i think only anna n i will really get it. so dun read too much into it. i love e packaging. it says," Wash away your sins hand cleanser. For liars, cheaters &wrong doers. reduces guilt by 98.9% or more." No i'm not kidding. The best part is the directions. "1. Bow head. 2. Engage water supply. 3. pump a generous amount of hand cleanser into palm. 4. rub hands together religiously. 5.rinse. 6. repent. side note: tougher sins may require additional application." i dont think i'd be going down there anymore. Oh n it also says," for all 7 deadly sins" so yay! thanx girl. i owe u 1. come up n use it once u think u've... u noe. for u, F-O-C. every1 else, BACK OFF! THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME!!! MUAHAHAHA!

ooh n how can i forget? my bro then added a little bit of vodka into our coke n hey, looks like i can handle a little alcohol pretty well! *winks at anna*

okay i think i'm gonna wash my hands now.

sunday was c-r-a-zee. Like, seriously man, crazy. mom n i went to chinatown to um, shop for chi new yr clothes. yes yes i noe.. it's not even christmas... but my mom doesn't celebrate christmas.. so... chi new yr IS the next festive.

so anyway, we walked e usual places... it's like, i've been there LOADS of times this whole yr(my dad always brings us there on sundays) that i've gotten pretty sick of the place... but i noted one point though... chinatown is filled with caucasions. uh-huh. *grins* From friendly looking elderly back-packers to young little kids... adults, teens... ooh lol. lots of them with cameras. Realised something. These people dont give a hoot on what people think of their dressings. i mean, they wear shorts, big tees, n shoes with their socks pulled up real high... But here in singapore, we're all image conscious. whatever we put on, we'll still manage to find a thought that will discourage us from wearing that.. like," i look like a nerd with my socks pulled up so high." or "no i cant wear this, it makes me look fat." I must say that i do so too... i guess it's because we asians already feel inferior to the westerners in terms of looks and size... (oh wait, OR is that only me who feels so?) which is why we end up being so conscious of our image..OR IS IT NOT? Whatever it is, i must say that it is a good sign that there r tourists in chinatown because it means, anna honey, it's time to go down there babe. ;)

So anyway, i've nv seen mom spent money like water flowing down the river. seriously. she bought more clothes then i could imagine, when normally even a $10 thing would set her thinking for a long time( n she usually wont even buy it). so the way she bought her stuffs, it was like woah. i even asked her if she had striked lottery.(n NO she didnt so u guys who want to borrow $ from me, I AM BROKE.) then there was this part in chinatown, CK i think, that had this HUGE chi new yr sale thingy... where they were selling chi new yr decos for like, $1 or 50 cents... NATURALLY, that area was filled with all the typical singaporean aunties, all snatching for the nicer ones. did i mention that my mom is a typical singaporean auntie? lol well, she is. Need i say more?

my 1st aunt(mom's eldest sis) came along in e afternoon n we went for more shopping. My legs were dying. i wanted to rest soooo badly but it was only e beginning for my aunt. darn. lol n my mom n her had loads to talk abt. none of which i understood. we walked thru the markets selling clothes at chinatown... and also down e streets...BTW, chinatown sells the kind of bags that i wanted... but didnt buy any eventually... We walked, n walked, n walked. we eventually ended up in people's park's OG around 5+. that was when i felt like puking, for some reason i dunno y. anyway mom's legs were hurting as much as mine but she didnt want to give up..UNTIL we saw the chair. lol. my aunt went on to the cheongsam section. OH BOY. y oh boy? well let's c what happened earlier.

aunt: swee hoon u shud wear more spaghetti striped type of clothes...young n nice...
me: erm i dont want to..heh
mom: she doesnt dare n she doesnt like one... so traditional lah she.
aunt: u shud wear u noe, u wear on wl's(her eldest son, who's getting married nxt yr in dec) wedding ok?
me: no
then she kept on talking abt it..
finally, me: oh ok. i'll try one only if u wear a cheongsam.(she hates cheongsams n usaully wont even look at one)*smiling with glee*
i thought i had her there. or at least, i thought i did.

so anyway back to the OG part... she ended up trying on some cheongsams, which costs like, abt $400 each... woah. BUT NO, I will not keep my promise. i'm a sinner, remember? :)

on our way back, some funny incident happened on e train with this grp of teens. lol shant talk abt it cos i'm too lazy to type it all out now. i think that's enough of crap for now. oh btw, my cousin n i finally DID figure out how to play "Perfect" by SP n it sounds grreeat with 2 guitars! woot! Pink Squares(grey circles), here we come! oh n i'm planning to suggest (or sabo if u wanna call it) to ask Andy Josh to perform on my cousin(e one getting married nxt dec)'s wedding. after all, singapore idol? LOL evil me.

ps: i swear i saw mrs sim on e tummitrim ad. holy.

i might get a job finally. when i turn 16. on e 27th. as a banquet waitress at e changi village hotel.

that's good.

... right?

Dear Santa,

Merry Christmas!
Is it true that u make a list, check it right, and then find out who's naughty and nice? If it is, i have a little confesssion to make. heh.
Well, how do i put it? Um i, er, havent exactly been nice the whole year through. Like my cousin said, "We've sinned." BUT, if u're as nice as the man they call u to be, that friendly old, plump, white bearded man, u'll FORGIVE ME right???
You see, all i want for christmas is something really simple. REALLY. I just want a Christmas tree. A 5ft-6ft tall christmas tree. It's really easy to get!!! i'm not lying! since u're stopping by england, u think u cud probably get me one from there? If ur reindeers cant carry it, cud u probably send it by dhl or fedex? OR u can just get me one from Metro. =) Just get me the tree, and i'd settle the decorations myself! PLEASE? I'd be good next year, i promise!.... I'LL TRY!
SO...wad do u say, old buddy? ;)

Lotsa Love,
Swee Hoon

Ps: Could u throw in a pair of air tickets to New York City too? My cousin and i have been dying to go there during Christmas. Rockerfella Square?I will start believin in u! i promise!

ooo ok my blog is oficially up... actually i really dunno why i have one... maybe it's because of what i'm going through in my life right now... BOREDOM. *yawn*

was on msn with a friend of mine from choir just now... he decided to tell me e details about the whole trip to WALES with the choir and all. of course i wanna find out how it went, how fun it was, how the weather was and so... it was fun lisenting!REALLY!

ok so part of me was interested... n the other part of me was going green. REAL GREEN. with envy. every single detail made me wanna punch myself. oh stupid me. i wanted to go so badly! so badly! SO BADLY! people around me were all on holidays... OBVIOUSLY i wanted a trip badly! n what's more...to wales! UK! a place that will hardly ever exist in my "Possible and affordable Holiday Destinations" list. argh.

i'm such an idiot. but... i know i cant afford it. it's just too expensive.

the best part was when larry showed me the photos. WOW. it looked so... English. i can totally see the scene in my head right now...english streets... people in winter clothing walking past me... the weather..oh lovely!... i'm in my sweater, with a scarf arnd my neck...mmm...ooo that wind was cold!... "good afternoon young lady, would u like to get urself some flowers?" a lovely old lady in her mid 60s tending a little flower stall in e streets would say that to me in her english accent. "why, i dont see y not on a lovely day like this! " i will smile and reply with my real-est english accent that i can come up with...mm this flower smells great... ... ...*snap*

oh crap.

again

i'm think i'm going to hell..