Monday, December 27, 2004

and so this is christmas..

Dear Santa,

DUDE, where's my christmas tree?!? Lost ur way or something? Reindeers went on strike? Man, u lost my trust in u...*shakes head*

Swee Hoon

This yr's weather during christmas sucks. I cant stand it. It's so freaking hot.

Had mocha frap on christmas eve with my cousin n jean was there too.. it was kinda like a tradition we made. Last yr. lol. anyway, i swear e mocha frap was drugged!! lol my cousin n i became so high after drinking it, we were practically embarrassing ourselves from Starbucks all the way home. The bus ride was darn funny. E whole bus was sooo quiet on a christmas eve! so it was like, every1 could hear every single word anna and i were saying...including some that i swear, was funny and so embarrasing, i shant say more. *smiles sheepishly at anna* u noe babe, u noe. Ooh den some christmas-sy thingy happened... we realised we were riding on e exact same bus we rode there. 0053. Buy ur numbers guys. OOh but i'm sure we managed to lift everyone's xmas spirits abit..cos someone started whistling behind us. whee. we're e christmas angels. i guess that lifts our reputation higher by a little eh? yes! that's -1 sin now!

so den i went over to anna's house n like, carolled till past 12.04 when we realised it was christmas already. By 4mins. lol. Merry christmas!

Anyway, cut cake today. just another yr.

But i'd love to thank huifang for e sweet bear, jean n prisc for e summery pillow, my frens for wishing me, my bro for e whole dvd collection of harry potter series 1,2 and 3 (lol).guess i'm gonna have a long movie marathon soon... But most importantly, i have to say a big thank u to my dearest anna, for e best present ever. A hand cleanser.

i know i know. "Seige, what are u thinking? it's a hand cleanser! wad's so good abt that??"

Now, now guys. It's not just a hand cleanser. It's a...

"Wash Away Your Sins" Hand Cleanser!

UH-HUH! BET U GUYS ARE JEALOUS EH!

well, i think only anna n i will really get it. so dun read too much into it. i love e packaging. it says," Wash away your sins hand cleanser. For liars, cheaters &wrong doers. reduces guilt by 98.9% or more." No i'm not kidding. The best part is the directions. "1. Bow head. 2. Engage water supply. 3. pump a generous amount of hand cleanser into palm. 4. rub hands together religiously. 5.rinse. 6. repent. side note: tougher sins may require additional application." i dont think i'd be going down there anymore. Oh n it also says," for all 7 deadly sins" so yay! thanx girl. i owe u 1. come up n use it once u think u've... u noe. for u, F-O-C. every1 else, BACK OFF! THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME!!! MUAHAHAHA!

ooh n how can i forget? my bro then added a little bit of vodka into our coke n hey, looks like i can handle a little alcohol pretty well! *winks at anna*

okay i think i'm gonna wash my hands now.

3 comments:

jean said...

ho ho ho!! merry christmas, n a happy bdae to you today! *smiles*

sh said...

seige seige seige you're freaking hilarious. :p i know i rock, don't go into that. i know i don't hold my liquor very well, thanks for showing off *sticks tongue out* lol okay so maybe everyone did well except for me. hahahahhaha. and we didn't manage to countdown for christmas *mutter* too carried away being mesmerised by our drunk-singing. or drugged-singing. lol and i've sinned too much, i need that cleanser :D soon! we should do like a ritual together. ahhahaha

Seige said...

anna> yea we should! a ritual we need!
jean> thank you!